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  • Mar. 11th, 2008 at 9:30 AM
katamari2
Dear America,

I still don't understand why the fuck abortion is such a big deal (and on the election table). The rest of the world has moved on and embraced it, why can't you just get over whatever the deal you have with it and move on to more pressing topics like overpopulation (hey, abortion helps fix this!), fixing up places you blew up, what's gonna happen when you run out of oil, and global warming?

Sincerely, liedra.

Comments

[info]zmode13 wrote:
Mar. 10th, 2008 10:34 pm (UTC)
Dear liedra,

Jesus says fetuses are people too. And that queers are Satanists. And that I ain't no monkey!

We blow shit up so they'll grow to accept Jesus Christ as their lord and savior. None of this mu-hammed crap. What's up with that headgear? I mean, come on!

Love,
the Bible belt

P.S. Jesus also says global warming doesn't exist. Get with it, Australia!
[info]liedra wrote:
Mar. 11th, 2008 12:23 am (UTC)
Dear Bible Belt,

Mmm I just looooove the smell of hypocrisy in the morning.

Love, liedra

P.S. You suck! And so does your celestial teapot!
[info]stibbons wrote:
Mar. 11th, 2008 01:13 am (UTC)
Dear Bible Belt,
The Pope apparently disagrees with Jesus.

Sincerely, long-haired hippy.
[info]liedra wrote:
Mar. 11th, 2008 01:18 am (UTC)
Pfft like the Bible Belt cares, they're all Protestants! (I think?)
[info]stibbons wrote:
Mar. 11th, 2008 01:24 am (UTC)
Does that mean the Vatican is in the Axis of Evil?
[info]liedra wrote:
Mar. 11th, 2008 01:27 am (UTC)
Now you're just getting silly!
[info]zmode13 wrote:
Mar. 11th, 2008 09:53 pm (UTC)
Man, if only you knew.

To answer your question, stibbons, Catholicism is a false faith and the Pope is the Antichrist.

Dude, what do they teach you people?
[info]stibbons wrote:
Mar. 12th, 2008 04:24 am (UTC)
Hah! I knew the Vatican was on the Axis of Evil!

The Pope is totally a terrist.
[info]catwho wrote:
Mar. 10th, 2008 11:29 pm (UTC)
I had a scare a few months back and did my research, and I'd have to drive two hours to the nearest clinic around here x_x At least my county is really sensible and gives me cheap pills. ($7 a pack, woo.)
[info]liedra wrote:
Mar. 11th, 2008 12:27 am (UTC)
Do you guys get the morning-after pill? It went over-the-counter here (i.e. you don't need a prescription) a few years back, which is excellent, especially for scares (been there, done that) :) Before you had to get a doctor to sign off on it, which sucked for reasons I'm sure you understand.

Probably lucky that Australia only has a few big cities and I live in one -- I'm sure if you're out in the bush you'd have to go much further than 2 hours, but I know that there are a few near me ^^
[info]malkin wrote:
Mar. 18th, 2008 08:39 pm (UTC)
It's actually OTC in the US, too, but uptight pharmacists are permitted to deny you the meds in some states. Generally, I advise people who care about this stuff to live in blue states, and hope the federal government doesn't shove something they don't want down their throats. I live in a blue city in a red state, right now. A Texas judge just overturned the law here that made it illegal to sell sex toys. Of course, people were selling them anyway. They were just called "massagers" and "condom demonstration devices." (Seriously!)
[info]unknownblogger wrote:
Mar. 11th, 2008 12:46 am (UTC)
Amen.
[info]wzdd wrote:
Mar. 11th, 2008 01:31 am (UTC)
I agree as well but think that "embraced" is an inappropriate word choice!
[info]liedra wrote:
Mar. 11th, 2008 05:30 am (UTC)
Would you prefer "embryaced"?
[info]rorted wrote:
Mar. 11th, 2008 03:43 am (UTC)
Dear America,

Irrelevance now.

Sincerely, rorted.
[info]liedra wrote:
Mar. 11th, 2008 05:29 am (UTC)
Sup China?
[info]couldtry wrote:
Mar. 11th, 2008 09:15 am (UTC)
i think a lot of eastern countries still have a problem with abortion, eg india.
[info]slashr wrote:
Mar. 11th, 2008 11:47 am (UTC)
[info]liedra wrote:
Mar. 12th, 2008 12:58 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I saw that! I wish I could make up deadly sins ; ;
[info]panthagaria wrote:
Mar. 11th, 2008 01:03 pm (UTC)
Conservative religious groups donate to campaign funds and can influence the public in how they vote- like it or lump it that's perhaps why abortion is still (nominally) on the agenda there....
[info]liedra wrote:
Mar. 11th, 2008 01:04 pm (UTC)
well I know *why* it's there, I just want to know why it's there... do you see the difference? :)
[info]nslashk wrote:
Mar. 11th, 2008 02:43 pm (UTC)
Al Gore has a *fucking* Nobel Prize in Global Warming Talking About, you know
THAT'S RIGHT AMERICA, YOU GET YOUR ASSES UP THIS WHITE IVORY TOWER WITH THE REST OF US
n/k
but uh, not so high that we're still not a little above you